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today in spanish we were learning addition and subtraction and like i cant even do math in english please dont make me try to calculate in a new language

horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
me: omg that is so me how did they do that

Anonymous:  have you meet anyone good off okcupid yet? or just lost more hope for humanity?

i dont think i lose hope for humanity as much as i lose hope for men (the main purpose of my having an okc was to laugh at them), but ive recently started talking to someone who i actually think is pretty cool!

thegiantsquids:  r u mad gay

no im like so fuckin straight like if u put a level against my upright body all the bubbles would be so damn square in the middle like the strength of my sheer straightness would just alter the state of gravity around me

Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

(Source: ramblingredrose, via iwouldfuckben10)